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Uhhhmmm... hi. :D

The next installment of the Chronicles of Hair Kohl! Well, they're not really in any order but... whatever. =D This one was completely done by me!

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part two

Four crack pairing drabbles for you here, all based around Tamora Pierce's Tortall-verse books. Enjoy!

Title: Hem
Rating: G
Pairing: Lalasa/Jon
Warnings: None
Summary: Because Jonathon has to have the prettiest dresses.

( Lalasa hummed a happy, made-up tune... )

Title: Knife
Rating: G
Pairing: Ulasim/Cheanol
Warnings: None
Summary: Love is dangerous in the middle of a war.

( Ulasim gulped as the knife... )

Title: Night Prowler
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: George/Kyproith
Warnings: Slash
Summary: That dang trickster is always sneaking up on him

( Hands ghosting slowly and sensually... )

Title: Watching
Rating: Light R
Pairing: Aly/Junai
Warnings: Femmeslash
Summary: Her eyes are addicting.

( Watching. Always watching... )

Bah. I've been really depressed lately but I can never stay that way for long.

Anyhoo, I've been upping some episodes of Tokyo Mew Mew for a friend and I didn't want them to go to waste so I thought I'd share. Take if you want!

Tokyo Mew Mew Episode 01 (subtitled)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9DD4GSEP
Tokyo Mew Mew Episode 02 (subtitled)
http://s58.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1HCJO75ZJYIR0018R1N3G35M74
Tokyo Mew Mew Episode 03 (subtitled)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C5SLOHQ5
Tokyo Mew Mew Episode 04 (subtitled)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T2H2U02C

Ohohoho~ Band nerd extrodinare reporting back for duty!

Was competition last Saturday and we kicked butt and left a trail of twisted metal and ripped uniforms in our wake. >:D

We stole the following awards:
Best Colorguard for Class 1A/2A
Best Drumline for Class 1A/2A
Best Hornline for Class 1A/2A
and... First!

YEAH! GO MARCHINGBAND NERDS :D~~

Our show consists of:
Maria
The Jet Song
Cool
I Have a Love
Mambo
... All from West Side Story. W00t~

Homecoming week. !! Fun fun~ Dress up days are awesome. Monday was Scary Hair (think X-Japan XD) and Tuesday was Halloween Costume. I went as a vampire. ^0^ Everyone was like "WTF?" *double take* One of my friends attempted to be Rukia from Bleach... but everyone was like "Who are you?" cause this is IOWA. No one knows. ;p

Kyaa~ I bought a L'arc~en~Ciel CD a few days ago and I love it~ (Of course, I already knew I'd love it because... well, I already downloaded it! =^^=) I think the Yukihiro version of Ready Steady Go is just adorable~

Alrightie. AP Comp & Spanish homework, then bed! Can do. Will do. Don't want to do. BLEH, I say to teachers. BLEH!

First day of school...

AP English: I love Mrs. Guss! She gave us more time to do our summer homework~
Spanish III: Gonna be hard this year. I didn't practice over the summer much so I can't remember anything! Senora was as crazy as usual but she did say we were her favorite class =D
Journalism I: I sit next to Ashleigh! It's going to be a lot harder than I thought it would be. I'm gonna have to watch the news every night... Also, Oakley is in the class.
German I: I was going to drop this but now I don't want to! The teacher is very fun. He said that he doesn't give much homework and especially not before holidays.

Finally downloaded the Naruto movie XD

Bleh. I've got two days to finish my summer homework. I might be pulling an all-nighter... Guh. Tomorrow is Open House so I can talk to Mrs. Guss about the twenty missing pages out of my AP Comp. book. That makes it hard to do the homework.

My dog just ate my hotdog! :x I guess I'll just have to settle for a cup of newly brewed coffee and a cheese stick to keep me awake tonight.

My birfday was wonderful~~~~ I can't wait until I get my present from my little brother. He forgot to order it so it hasn't come yet. :D Silly brother.

FINALLY! I've been slaving for days and days and days and it's finally done! I'm so proud! *tear* My baby...



I command thee to visit. Please? Pretty pretty cheese?

From the Archives of Tione:

As prescribed by Jessica in 2005
A fictional account (to an extent) of her life as she sees it with commentaries from friends, family, and complete strangers.

I. Hello, ohayo, hola, and salutations. My name is Jessica, which is a perfectly normal name, and I live in Wilton, Iowa, USA, Earth, the Milky Way Solar System, the Universe, a perfectly normal little town. My life is perfectly normal as well. Being fifteen, I can't have experienced much and nothing particularly interesting has ever happened to me except that I am writing this with a pen named Pedro. But there is something to be said about normalcy and that is that it is not particularly normal. Being normal is such and outlandish and abnormal thing that most would scoff at the very idea.

So does reality, something mundane and everyday, need to be spiced up? Or is the very thought of normality amusing enough to not be considered reality?

This is an account of my life as I see it. It will be random and philosophical. It will be orderly and mediocre. It will be the very definition of normal and the very absence of it.

My name is Jessica, born on August 19th in 1989, and I will you to discern what in here is fact and what is fiction.

Welcome to my life.

II. The very first thing you should know about me is something that does you no good and that something is that I am a simply complex person. My parents are divorced and both are (happily?) remarried. I live in a town so small, one must use a microscope to find it on a map. I make obscure references because I am an avid reader.

But most of all, I will be starting in the past and working my way you the present, and eventually to the future. I started a diary in March of 2002. There was one entry before skipping to December of the same year. Therefore, I will start there - weaving the tapestry of my life with vivid colors, some dyed with truth and others with fallacy.

I finally made more! Go me~ This time I have:

x4 random
x10 smallville
x9 full metal alchemist

Teasers:

4. 17.

( live with this lonesome folly )

Remember - comment, credit tione or i_dunno_know @GJ.com, and show them off~!

Psst - I love "The Count of Monte Cristo" by Alexandre Dumas~

Crikey! It's the elusive Tione! Watch out, this little bugger bites!

Erm, hi. Rejoice for the wedding craziness is over and school was cancelled today. :O And I rain blessings down upon you... in the form of wedding reception pictures. Lots of dem. These are the ones I/others took, not the offical ones that I will be posting later. When we get them. And yes, there is a picture of *me*! *runs shrieking*

Yeah, my mom got married. And is currently relaxing in sunny, WARM, *SNOWLESS* Mexico. *hatehatehateenvy*

( wait, that's not rain! )

I had to walk down the aisle with Shane, teh new stepbrother. Let me tell you, very weird. I hardly know the guy. And I'm going to wrap this up before I start going on about how I cried and how pretty Mom looked and all the stupid things I said.

I'm about as romantic as a log. But I thought - what the hell? Valentine's Day is coming up and some of you might want gooey icons. So...

x17 romantic
xComment
xCredit
xI'll gladly do small customizations - usernames, Jack loves Jill, yadda yadda

Teaser:


( for just friends my heart beats so fast )

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, as well as sentiments for any other holidays I may have missed.

Stealed from my loverly saru-chan. ^3^ Didn't feel like spamming my GJ today so I'm posting it here.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jess
2. Tione
3. Future World Ruler

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Neptune Avalon (gag)
2. Jesus Freak (even bigger gag)
3. Tione ;p

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Eyes
2. Tolerance
3. Manners

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Bossiness
2. HAIR
3. Procrastination

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Swedish
2. German
3. British :o

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders
2. Heights
3. people Ketchup but don't ask

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Checking e-mail
2. Reading
3. Raping Ash ^.^

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Jeans
2. Double blue shirt
3. Tux shirt over it

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists(at the moment)):
1. <3 Switchfoot
2. <3 Miyavi
3. <3 Eminem

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Being brave
2. Sk00l play
3. Herbalism

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Fluffy moments
2. Tolerance
3. Forgivness

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I love writing
2. I hate math
3. I am neutral about chat language

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Curly hair :D
2. Muscles!
3. A playful personality

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. ... breasts
2. Long, pretty hair
3. Outgoing

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Stop being polite
2. Stop making jokes
3. Stop listening to my music :3

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Acting

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go see Series of Unfortunate Events with Courtney
2. Get a boyfriend
3. Sleep

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Author
2. Teacher
3. Historian

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. England
2. Egypt
3. Italy

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Tell select people exactly what I think of them
2. REVENGE THE DEATH OF MY FAMILY BY KILLING MY OLDER BROTHER :D
3. Publish a coupla books!

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. Ash
2. Can't say 'saru-chan cause I stealed it from her
3. Someone

Courtney better call soon so I know when to meet her. We are going to see Series of Unfortunate Events. *skips off and rapes Ed*

I have a new obsession. You can tell. :D

x56 Smallville icons
xComment
xCredit
xI'll gladly do small customizations (usernames, etc.)

Teasers:

1

( somebody saaaaave meeeee )

You know the drill. ;p

Saving this to death - sv_movies

Figured I'd use this thing for icons and writing. Regular journal located here. Hoooboy, lemme tell you. These were fun to make. Shameless character bashing is so refreshing. ^___^

- 17 Naruto (from episode 101, the adorable filler ep.)
Total: 17

Teasers:

[5] [11]

( implied yaoi, shameless character bashing, and movie references! )

Note: base for number five by errare, I think. Caps from naruto_snaps.

Title: Barricade
Rating: PG-13 for yaoi and language
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: SasukexNaruto
Genre: Romance/Humor
(x-posted everywhere)

( all i can say is that my life is pretty plain )

I never use this. I love GJ, it has a lot more features. Blah blah blah. I'll be deleting this as soon as I get done with the secret project. ;p So, um, yeah. Bye!

*nosebleed* Gravitation Remixes... XDXDXD~~~~ While I don't condone rape, uke!Yuki is really cute. >:)

[random]

Jordan: If you don't shut up I'm going to throw this sock at you.
Me: *blathers on*
Jordan: *throws sock*
Me: It's a really good thing this sock broke my fall!
Jordan: 0.o

[/random]

*points up* To make this entry less pointless. ^___^

Going to Dad's in a few minutes. I have access to a scanner, finally!!! You know what that means... Demon Diary icons! I love the series to death and desperatly want to make icons.

w00t!!! I *finally* beat Jak 2! The ending wasn't very long... I was hoping for something life-shattering. Like human!Daxter. ;___; It makes the slashy goodness more plausible.

But Sig was still alive! ALIVE I TELL YOU! Heh. And the Naughty Ottsel is cute. And who would've thunk? Ashlin and Torn. Slightly creepy.